In addition to mastering the bayonet and potato peeler, my military years required learning to speak acronymese. Some reading this may understand what is meant when I say that two PFCs from DIVARTY were TDY to the ROK, where they served with KATUSAs. Or, for those more nautically inclined, I could tell you about the two LDOs from the GW who had trouble with their POV coming back from PSD at the NAS across town. Acronyms might have their place and purpose, but should be designed in such away that they inspire respect and do not detract from the item, program, or organization they are meant to represent. I just can't be the only one sniggering when Colombia's FARC makes the news. As one who could never keep a straight face when the Sunday school teacher spoke of Balaam and his talking ass, these acronyms also struck me as amusing:
Leaking Underground Storage Tanks
Building Officials Association of Texas
Dust and Aerosol Measurement Feasibility Test
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Even when people think an acronym may not be enough, the chosen company or product name might have been better planned. Need examples? Try:
Thin layer chromatography plates company
For your next party
Sports drink
Lost in Translation?
I'll probably never be asked to join the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, but I suppose I can start my own organization. Any one care to join my Twisted Writers And Thespians Society?
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